What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 05:39
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
The Best Lunch to Eat if You Have High Cholesterol, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
'Disconnected' tyre should force Spanish GP strategy variety - The Race
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
"More problems than it was helping”: Behind the growing distrust of antidepressants - Salon.com
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Make Nazis afraid again!
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!